Nelflagdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a small, overgenerous swan.

Nelflagdoss created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelflagdoss, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nelflagdoss, it will manifest in front of you.

Nelflagdoss' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Nelflagdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Always help sick bats.

4. Always help dogs in need.

5. Nelflagdoss loves birds, so they must be honoured.