Kikfobmut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, proud toad.

Kikfobmut created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikfobmut, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kikfobmut, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Kikfobmut's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Kikfobmut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Kikfobmut on top of all buildings.

5. Do not take Kikfobmut's name in vain.