Kamgigvag is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective dugong.

Kamgigvag created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kamgigvag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kamgigvag, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Kamgigvag's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Kamgigvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Never think ill of sick eagles.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always look after injured moths.

5. Do not commit murder.