Pasbutrull is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, two-faced otter.

Pasbutrull created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasbutrull, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pasbutrull, she will think nothing of it.

Pasbutrull's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Pasbutrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Retreat if four capybaras approach from the east.

5. Run away from indigo eagles, for they are unholy.