Kadjatzod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, temperamental lion.

Kadjatzod created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadjatzod, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kadjatzod, she will turn you into a tree.

Kadjatzod's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Kadjatzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.