Mincidfeb Tamloopkam is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate fairy.

Mincidfeb Tamloopkam created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mincidfeb Tamloopkam, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mincidfeb Tamloopkam, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Mincidfeb Tamloopkam's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Mincidfeb Tamloopkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Retreat if eight whales approach from the north.

4. You must never eat garlic.

5. You must pray to Mincidfeb Tamloopkam six times a day.