Femfenbin is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered wombat.

Femfenbin created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femfenbin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Femfenbin, she will turn you into a tree.

Femfenbin's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Femfenbin's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.