Quamsigyatt is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy dragon.

Quamsigyatt created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamsigyatt, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quamsigyatt, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Quamsigyatt's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Quamsigyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. You must love Quamsigyatt.

3. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Do not chop down trees.