Nakbasthud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, stupid hydra.

Nakbasthud created tapeworms four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nakbasthud, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nakbasthud, she will be very unhappy.

Nakbasthud's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nakbasthud's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green hats.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not take Nakbasthud's name in vain.

4. Always help mice in need.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.