Manpiglip is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, all-powerful rhinoceros.

Manpiglip created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manpiglip, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Manpiglip, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Manpiglip's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Manpiglip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always help pigs.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Retreat if nine tapirs approach from the east.