Miggamjan Tetticunxen is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous elephant.

Miggamjan Tetticunxen created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Miggamjan Tetticunxen, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Miggamjan Tetticunxen, it will turn you into a rat.

Miggamjan Tetticunxen's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Miggamjan Tetticunxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Miggamjan Tetticunxen loves birds, so they must be respected.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.