Veenlopbun is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, ill-tempered dugong.

Veenlopbun created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Veenlopbun, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Veenlopbun, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Veenlopbun's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Veenlopbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never paint your hands brown.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not take Veenlopbun's name in vain.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.