Bellmippang is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, omniscient ferret.

Bellmippang created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellmippang, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bellmippang, he will remove you from existence.

Bellmippang's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bellmippang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.