Poncepleg is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unselfish dove.

Poncepleg created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Poncepleg, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Poncepleg, it will destroy your home planet.

Poncepleg's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Poncepleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always look after injured badgers.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.