Bigbidren is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, merciless fox.

Bigbidren created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bigbidren, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bigbidren, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bigbidren's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bigbidren's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry seals.

2. Always look after injured goats.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always obey Bigbidren's priests.

5. Bigbidren must be the most important thing in your life.