Xuckgebdag is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Xuckgebdag created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckgebdag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Xuckgebdag, it will laugh at you.

Xuckgebdag's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Xuckgebdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never wear pink jumpers.

5. Always treat geese with great respect.