Pigbimfasdag is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, effective centipede.
Pigbimfasdag created viruses three thousand years ago.
If you believe in Pigbimfasdag, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in Pigbimfasdag, she will try to impress you with rainbows.
Pigbimfasdag's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Pigbimfasdag's Holy Commandments
1. Do not wear carbon on your body.
2. Always help moths.
3. Put Pigbimfasdag first in all things.
4. Never eat melons.
5. Always look after injured rats.