Dapladgun is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tranquil squirrel.

Dapladgun created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dapladgun, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dapladgun, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Dapladgun's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dapladgun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Always obey Dapladgun's priests.

5. Never think about asteroids.