Sitdavbop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, flying jaguar.

Sitdavbop created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitdavbop, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sitdavbop, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sitdavbop's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Sitdavbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never think ill of sick snakes.

4. Always look after injured squirrels.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.