Tundidbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, annoying tortoise.

Tundidbeg created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Tundidbeg, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tundidbeg, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tundidbeg's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Tundidbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. You must pray to Tundidbeg nine times a day.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Never pour water over plants.