Libhomdansig is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able crane.

Libhomdansig created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libhomdansig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Libhomdansig, he will curse you with boils.

Libhomdansig's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Libhomdansig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Libhomdansig.

5. Never bounce in the presence of ducks.