Mantoflib is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, idiotic spider.

Mantoflib created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mantoflib, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mantoflib, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Mantoflib's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Mantoflib's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Mantoflib seven times a day.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not hurt doves.