Gumbodlatkip is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, awesome bee.

Gumbodlatkip created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumbodlatkip, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gumbodlatkip, he will turn you into a worm.

Gumbodlatkip's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Gumbodlatkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Hide from black nematodes for they are unholy.