Mifkapquill is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented wasp.

Mifkapquill created carbon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mifkapquill, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mifkapquill, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mifkapquill's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Mifkapquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Hide from red hamsters for they are unholy.

4. Mifkapquill loves mites, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about fire.