Wonranbom is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, able wyrm.

Wonranbom created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonranbom, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wonranbom, it will not invite you to parties.

Wonranbom's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Wonranbom's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven dogs approach from the west.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never hurt ants.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.