Loopyokgof is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, humane fish.

Loopyokgof created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopyokgof, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Loopyokgof, it will turn you into a tree.

Loopyokgof's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Loopyokgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.