Bossdaptetti is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, prudent jaguar.

Bossdaptetti created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossdaptetti, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bossdaptetti, it will not care at all.

Bossdaptetti's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bossdaptetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Always help dolphins in need.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bossdaptetti.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.