Fotpogmin Bidpiggov Tarptargnad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, passionate armadillo.

Fotpogmin Bidpiggov Tarptargnad created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Fotpogmin Bidpiggov Tarptargnad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fotpogmin Bidpiggov Tarptargnad, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fotpogmin Bidpiggov Tarptargnad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fotpogmin Bidpiggov Tarptargnad's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always treat dogs with great respect.

5. Never think about asteroids.