Cudvenvil is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish deer.

Cudvenvil created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudvenvil, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cudvenvil, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cudvenvil's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cudvenvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown jumpers.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.