Kondosswap Govjadvon Naknarlhit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, kind dolphin.

Kondosswap Govjadvon Naknarlhit created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kondosswap Govjadvon Naknarlhit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kondosswap Govjadvon Naknarlhit, she will make you grow a tail.

Kondosswap Govjadvon Naknarlhit's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Kondosswap Govjadvon Naknarlhit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kondosswap Govjadvon Naknarlhit.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not eat cucumbers.

5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.