Kansterquat is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unthinking mongoose.

Kansterquat created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kansterquat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kansterquat, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kansterquat's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Kansterquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Worship no other gods but Kansterquat.

4. Do not take Kansterquat's name in vain.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Kansterquat on top of all buildings.