Didsigwonsog is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, calm slug.

Didsigwonsog created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didsigwonsog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Didsigwonsog, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Didsigwonsog's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Didsigwonsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. You must never eat nuts.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Never bounce near whales.