Tunvinhanlist is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, blissful alligator.

Tunvinhanlist created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Tunvinhanlist, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tunvinhanlist, it will be very unhappy.

Tunvinhanlist's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Tunvinhanlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never mention turtles.

3. Do not kill otters.

4. Put Tunvinhanlist first in all things.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.