Gunfebtargfonloopkikbig is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, awesome wren.

Gunfebtargfonloopkikbig created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gunfebtargfonloopkikbig, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gunfebtargfonloopkikbig, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gunfebtargfonloopkikbig's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gunfebtargfonloopkikbig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.