Flisflamkippod is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, fast seal.

Flisflamkippod created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flisflamkippod, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flisflamkippod, she will laugh at you.

Flisflamkippod's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Flisflamkippod's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Flisflamkippod loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Horses are not to be trusted.

5. Do not hurt doves.