Rawfettof Passtigont is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating snail.

Rawfettof Passtigont created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Rawfettof Passtigont, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rawfettof Passtigont, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rawfettof Passtigont's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Rawfettof Passtigont's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Worship no other gods but Rawfettof Passtigont.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Do not commit murder.