Hansakken is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent squid.

Hansakken created humankind eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hansakken, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hansakken, she will not care at all.

Hansakken's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Hansakken's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not take Hansakken's name in vain.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never eat apples.