Dimcimlunzen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unjust swallow.

Dimcimlunzen created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimcimlunzen, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dimcimlunzen, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dimcimlunzen's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Dimcimlunzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never feed lentils to doves while wearing cyan shoes.