Fetnigbass is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, able eagle.

Fetnigbass created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetnigbass, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fetnigbass, it will send you a sign.

Fetnigbass' most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Fetnigbass' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never sit near manatees.

5. Never eat beans.