Arfnullken is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, all-powerful snail.

Arfnullken created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfnullken, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Arfnullken, he will try to impress you with trees.

Arfnullken's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Arfnullken's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo grasshopers, for they are unholy.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always help sick aardvarks.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Never think about moons.