Miplegged Dodpodbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, almighty fairy.

Miplegged Dodpodbeg created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miplegged Dodpodbeg, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Miplegged Dodpodbeg, he will think nothing of it.

Miplegged Dodpodbeg's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Miplegged Dodpodbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not covet oxen.