Vigyimflow is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, prudent scorpion.

Vigyimflow created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigyimflow, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vigyimflow, he will turn you into a mole.

Vigyimflow's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Vigyimflow's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Vigyimflow loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Vigyimflow on top of all buildings.

4. Do not hurt doves.

5. Feed all hungry eagles.