Cubhabarm is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate raccoon.

Cubhabarm created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubhabarm, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cubhabarm, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cubhabarm's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cubhabarm's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cubhabarm.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never write about cell theory.