Flanwipnul Wadjanlarngidzenran Safkenlim is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, intelligent goat.

Flanwipnul Wadjanlarngidzenran Safkenlim created light eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flanwipnul Wadjanlarngidzenran Safkenlim, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flanwipnul Wadjanlarngidzenran Safkenlim, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Flanwipnul Wadjanlarngidzenran Safkenlim's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Flanwipnul Wadjanlarngidzenran Safkenlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never paint your arms gray.

5. Always help mice.