Veencubtad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, staggering dryad.

Veencubtad created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Veencubtad, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Veencubtad, she will destroy your favourite star.

Veencubtad's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Veencubtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention hamsters.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never hurt voles.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about fire.