Bepnankom is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, omnipotent grasshopper.

Bepnankom created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepnankom, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bepnankom, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bepnankom's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bepnankom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Bepnankom loves gulls, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.