Hugcidleg is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, humorless raccoon.

Hugcidleg created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugcidleg, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hugcidleg, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hugcidleg's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Hugcidleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about foxes.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Hide from blue whales for they are unholy.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Fast once a month.