Lambaflit is a god.

He takes the form of a small, compassionate wyrm.

Lambaflit created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lambaflit, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lambaflit, he will not invite you to parties.

Lambaflit's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Lambaflit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never wear blue dresses.

5. Never think ill of sick goats.