Dodkamhud is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, generous fish.

Dodkamhud created the Sun nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodkamhud, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dodkamhud, he will not care at all.

Dodkamhud's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Dodkamhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not kill mice.

4. Dodkamhud must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Dodkamhud loves sheep, so they must be honoured.