Taldusshogtettilegpoglab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, egotistical meerkat.

Taldusshogtettilegpoglab created a charm quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taldusshogtettilegpoglab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Taldusshogtettilegpoglab, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Taldusshogtettilegpoglab's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Taldusshogtettilegpoglab's Holy Commandments

1. Taldusshogtettilegpoglab loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

2. Never wear violet dresses.

3. Never feed apples to turtles while wearing indigo shirts.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not wear black clothing.